Swiggy Claus has come to town and he's got a sack full of lube and ketamine for all the good little boys and girls this Christmas!! Everyone's favorite sentient acid tab is back and just as debaucherous as ever. We talk about Swiggy's plans for Vegas (*spoilers* they involve mid*ets), his passion for Nazi/Jew roleplay, and leave you with some of that seasoned Swiggy wisdom. This one's got something for the whole family to enjoy so throw us on the TV instead of Home Alone this year and let Swiggy Claus explain to your 10yr old cousin how to properly eat an a*s!
00:00 - Swiggy Claus (sketch)
01:35 - What Swiggy ate for breakfast
02:21 - Swiggy's Vegas plans (*spoilers* they involve mid*ets)
04:19 - Swiggy was a leash kid
05:33 - Exchanging gifts
06:02 - JJ's gifts
08:53 - Greg's gifts
10:36 - Jimmy's gifts
14:11 - Swiggy's mom saw his comedy
15:25 - Nazi Sex Kink: It's more common than you'd think!
17:40 - Mexican Michelle Pfeiffer puts kids in cages
20:43 - Reacting to Swiggy on Hans Kim's dating show
27:47 - Swiggy's advice for the kids
28:12 - How to ask a girl out
28:48 - How to drop acid for the first time
30:22 - World record number of crimes admitted to in one story
31:28 - How to lose your viginity
32:37 - AD - Swiggy White's BBQ Sauce
33:10 - Happy Holidays everyone, see ya next year!
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