Both of our brains have already turned to mush during the quarantine, making the first half a loopy extravaganza. Michael Irvin, Dick Pound, Jamal Murray, Tua, Brady: you name it we talk about it. Watching teams and companies announce something...get ridiculed...and turn a 180 (76ers, Denver liquor) is self-isolation poetry. We also break down the first two rounds of the 'Quarantourney' set to take place March 26th and 27th.
