Everything sucks. So watch this shitty movie with Tom Hanks and Shelley Long, who cares? I don't give a shit. It's called The Money Pit and it sucked.
It's about a house that falls apart so we talk about how America is falling apart, which is also leading to houses falling apart. It's a FUCKING METAPHOR. Enjoy your Saturday. Or don't, fuck it.
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https://www.housedigest.com/723791/how-home-renovation-shows-have-changed-homebuying-trends/