Whats on todays docket? WORKING OUT! Comedian John Gardner joins the Jerks today. John is handsome, but was a gawky teen. REAL DOUCHEBAG material. Jay and John both took Acutane. Jay talks about being Applebees royalty again. Johns dad is a real cool guy. Jack gets defensive with questioning. Jack likes lying to strangers. Mania and Depression. Divorce. Calf implants. Calendar facts. Elective surgery. Tongue splitting. Jack went to an elite goth club. Working out in tank tops vs not. Diet talk. Jacks been eating a lot of water melon. Road stories from John. Accidents at the roller rink. Jack tells a harrowing mountain bike story. Jacks the new host of a popular show in Seattle. Jack is a huge deal.