You know what they said, “if it flunks it flunks.” And well ladies, they’re flunking. Enjoy an absolute hodge podge of an episode where they deconstruct both the feminine urge to drink a large coke in a schlotzsky's parking lot and also the weird shit they do to cope with the trauma they endured in their childhood homes. They dive into the all-consuming teenage drive to buy accessories from Charming Charlies and the mutual hatred they share over the trend “gatekeeping.” They talk about their weird voodoo-ritual-prayers they used to take part in as children as well as their upcoming trip to the American Girl Doll Cafe (yes its open invite). They end on trying to indulge in the woo-woo shit that is crystals, the power of the moon, and their horoscopic sexual compatability with eachother…try to keep it in your pants, jesus. Anyways, its not a great episode, but its an episode.
