First, Hannah overshares about seeing her estranged father of 15 years at a hometown football game (so fucked up). Then Hannah (the other one) trauma dumps about narrowly escaping a sex trafficker at a steak house (beefy). You take a shot every time they mention they’re fatherless (you’re drunk). They then come at your sideways with the bridezilla special which is nothing short of talking about how tacky it is to having a wedding registry (now you’re offended and drunk) and how over their dead and lifeless bodies will you be hearing Uptown Funk at the reception. This episode is for girls who are walking themselves down the aisle. It’s for the girls who are gonna cry on their wedding day and wipe their tears with an unmonogrammed napkin. It’s for the girls who want to have the most romantic day of their lives and have a New York hot dog while doing it. If you’re coming (dirty little slut), dm us for the invite (no dads allowed).
