Long time favorite John comes on to talk about a beer he has never drank before in his life. Despite the unfamiliarity with the beer of the week, John brings much general beer talk to the table with his relative knowledge of the craft beer scene. Being an old friend of Brian's, stories of their youth lead the boys to chats about four loco and licking burning hookah coal. Later, frequent drunk driver, Clyde, leaves a message. The trio finishes the episode with a "God is a Bottom" segment, and detesting the works of M. Knight Shyamalan.