🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Wednesday, June 25th, 2025
On today’s show:
🧑⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves... banning braids and fake hair?
😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities
👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies
👨🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child rape (ugh)
🎒 Canadian school bus driver fired after dressing like a Japanese schoolgirl with “Lolita Line” signage
🧠 Headless girlfriend + cocaine binge = British murder mayhem
🎸 Land Law, the worst country band you’ve never heard of, gets inducted into the Linda Finkel Hall of Fame
🧘 Laughing Yoga returns to melt your brain and cleanse your colon
💦 Plus: Engorged breasts, sobbing pussies, and bad AI ad reads
🎧 Voicemails from the freaks:
🚔 Body cam content tips
💊 Prescription drug hacks
🇯🇵 Mead Skelton doppelgänger conspiracy grows
