On Today’s Episode:
Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You're welcome.
After rinsing out our souls, we dive deep—prolapse deep—into the life and squishy sounds of a woman known as the Queen of Prolapse, whose rectum is so well-trained, it's practically doing tricks. It's like a red fleshy party blower, and we have the audio to prove it.
Then it’s time for a musical interlude from the golden age of pornography with selections from the Adult Film Music Compilation Volumes 1–XXX. Whether you're slamming butts like candy or rockin’ out to Power of Lust, this vintage collection puts Spotify to shame.
Also on the show:
Vince the ShamWow Guy resurfaces with a new infomercial for the Cheesy Easy—because who needs bread when you can eat your salad out of a greasy cheese bowl? Just ignore the fact he goes full Q-Anon about LGBTQ+ kids halfway through. Womp womp.
Human Skull Fragment Holiday Sale—a Florida woman turns her curiosity shop into a black market for bones, complete with festive Facebook promos and totally-not-legal clavicle merch.
High-Speed Chase Ends With a Call to AAA—a Utah woman driving 130mph figured, “Why surrender when I can just get my tire fixed?”
News Highlights:
💀 Florida Woman Arrested for Selling Human Bones: Clavicles, skull shards, and more. Nothing says Christmas like grandma's remains!
🚔 Utah Woman Flees Police, Calls Roadside Assistance Mid-Standoff: “I’m not resisting, officer. I just need AAA.”
🌪️ China Tells Lightweight People to Stay Indoors: Winds strong enough to yeet waifish folks right into Mongolia.
Plus:
Wet dreams and sticky sheets—freak voicemails are back and messier than ever.
Prostitute Sagittarius Shouty’s ongoing saga: one client nuts too fast, one lasts too long—what does this bitch even want?!
DV listeners weigh in on your prolapsed butthole sounds, your sleep-cums, and your musical critiques.
🎶 Featured Tracks from Vintage Porn Soundtracks Include:
Butt Slammers 3 Theme
Cherry Busters (Ghostbusters parody-ish)
Backside to the Future (featuring “Power of Lust”)
Six Tits in a Row from Chorus Call
The unforgettable Fuck Me (Lyrics: “Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me…”)
00:00:00
Introduction
02:19:24
Take Your Turn Shitting In The Community Toilet
07:34:07
The Queen Of Prolapses!
10:58:11
Original Porn Music Sountracks
18:34:19
Shamwow Vince Is Back With Cheesy Easy
22:35:11
Shamwow Vince Jumping On The Right Wing Podcast Train
26:39:16
Sign Up For The Sideshow!
28:12:21
Calling AAA During A Police Chase
30:50:03
Bed Bath And Bones
36:55:04
Little Chinese People Blowing In The Wind
40:15:08
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
