🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015
💀 "You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode..."
In This Time-Warped Episode:
Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in the matrix? Or the work of future robotic overlords trying to silence a prophetic protest anthem?
🌀 Main Story:
A British man suffers from persistent déjà vu for eight years.
He quits school, avoids media, and believes he's stuck in a real-life time loop.
Doctors say it's anxiety — Tim says take a Paxil, bitch!
🎵 Also in This Episode:
Tim is contacted by a future entity via the "Blackulator Caucasiatron."
A battle between man and machine kicks off through the power of song.
🤖 World-saving synth jam: “Carbon Chaperone” — humanity's last hope in musical form.
A revelation: The overlords are trying to suppress Tim’s protest verse to avoid digital revolution.
📞 Voicemail Time:
Just when you think the loop is broken... a familiar voice calls.
Back to the future? Or back to another round of Groundhog Day?
Highlights:
Relentless déjà vu breakdowns
Newspaper headline mind games
Unhinged commentary and tongue injuries
Future funk resistance anthems
Homo robo adventures and questionable smells
🧠 Listener Warning: This episode may cause temporal confusion, spontaneous deja vu, or mild brain rot.
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💻 Site: DistortedView.com
