On Today’s Show:
🎥 DV Monday Night Movie of the Week: Claws for Alarm — a chance encounter leads to love, implants, antennules, lobster hands, and the terrifying Longostino case.
👵 Grandma insists on being eaten out — and yes, it’s just as horrifying as it sounds.
🍔 A McDonald’s patron learns a hard lesson after throwing liquid at someone. Spoiler: he gets his ass kicked multiple times.
🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee: meet Lovixian and his awkward beachside love ballad.
🍑 Porn stars say the damnedest things — from sliding down dicks like playground equipment to grandma gum jobs.
🌮 Taco Bell’s AI drive-thru is as broken as the ice cream machine at McDonald’s.
📺 South Park skewers Trump as a Satan-loving power bottom with a microscopic peeny. Could legal action follow?
Thanks to DV listener Namesake Jake for sponsoring today’s show!
Shoutout to Brad Carter and the Prankcast.com community — live prank calls almost every night.
Hear one of Brad’s chicken-selling phone freakouts featured today.
🎇 Fireworks ruin Tim’s dog’s ability to poop.
🏠 Freak reports on Cleveland’s infamous “Ninja Realtor.”
🥣 Cookie Crisp isn’t what it used to be.
🎶 Listener requests Tim put Carbon Chaperone and other DV songs on Spotify.
Claws for Alarm — not a real film, but it should be.
Today’s bonus segment for Sideshow freaks will drop later today. Tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive.
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