🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily…
🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.
🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: it gets dark.
🔹 Learn about “Twinkie-shaped” holes, the dreaded death grip, stealthing tactics, and a controversial barebacking brotherhood.
🔹 Plus: A horrifying Florida home covered in shit, a penis burned with a hair straightener over a £200 methadone debt, and a carrot-feeding German woman who was butchered alive in France.
💬 Voicemail Goodies Include:
📞 Freaks bleeding out while listening to SexTastic Tuesday
📞 A request for the return of Happy Retardation Thursday
📞 Listener love following the passing of Tim’s dad
📞 An update on masturbation etiquette for deaf fatties
📞 And a caller who confuses “broach” with “breach” for three solid minutes
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📼 Listen to the full 35-minute interview with Mark, the barebacking gloryhole goblin
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🧠 Distorted Highlights:
“I want your babies, Poppy. Breed my little cunt, Poppy.” — future ringtone?
“It’s worth a little AIDS.” — Mark, probably
“A Twinkie-shaped hole is more accommodating.”
“Florida: Still covered in feces.”
“Straight cam lube: When you want the illusion of jizz.”
“Tim Henson: Helping the bareback community one Dragon Lube bottle at a time.”
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🧸 “This one’s for the freaks!”
