On Today's Show:
The Clip Keeper ushers in a dreadful Halloween edition.
Ad Parody: Berry Papa Bawa cereal (General Farm Foods) — marshmallow bat-wings, alkyl nitrate toy surprise, and 100% daily Vitamin D with every… thrust.
Lore drop: Papa Bawa (“bat wing”) — a modern Tanzanian shape-shifting demon with a sulfur reek, fixated on anal violation and publicizing his deeds.
Tim plans a co-host; Satan pops in, bails for “family therapy,” actually appearing on The Latronda Brown Show.
Talk-Show Meltdown Sketch:
Satan’s teen daughter Kayla calls Dad a basement-dwelling spaz; Satan pleads “this is who I am” (devil’s gonna devil).
Surprise reveal: Satan’s “girlfriend” is… Richard Simmons. Say-Say is living his truth.
Real issue: Dad forgot to sic demons on Kayla’s rival Renee before all-star cheer nationals; Satan promises creative evisceration. Healing begins. Latronda teases “Down Syndrome Makeover Monday.”
Religious Anti-Halloween Rant: “Sin, disease, and sickness!” (Tim: calm down, Pastor Candy Corn.)
“White Men Are the Real Victims” Bro Clip:
Soft-voiced trad-guy laments Ivy Leagues, Fortune 500s, “heritage Americans.”
Tim clocks the whine, then the pivot: “women are atrocious today” → Tim’s parody pitch to reconsider sodomites.
TikToker claims SA after leaving food, peeking through an open door, seeing a man asleep pants-down.
Tim’s take: creepy? yes. Assault? no. Also: filming inside someone’s home = TOS problems.
Comments roast the poster; most responders (including women) push back on the “SA” framing.
Meta vs. Strike 3 Holdings — porn downloads & AI training
Strike 3 alleges ~2,400 adult titles pulled via Meta’s network/proxies to train a video model; damages could top $350M.
Meta: employees/contractors probably downloaded for personal use; internal policy forbids explicit training data; timing predates current multimodal work.
Tim does the math (bad headline averages vs. real totals), concludes: across tens of thousands of employees, 28 videos/month enterprise-wide is… minuscule. Also coins the call-in moniker “Ropes of Nut.”
Homemade Chloroform, Elvis, and Manslaughter (NY)
Ronald Ryer, 71 gets 5–15 years (plus concurrent tampering sentence) for the April 2024 death of Thomas “TJ” Kreider, 40 — an Elvis tribute artist and Star Trek set tour guide — after repeated chloroform doses during sex.
Ryer waited days, did errands, hit a solar eclipse party, then called police. Judge: “You took an oath to do no harm” (Ryer has medical background).
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Listener texts/topics: Dr Pepper distribution drama (Mr. Pibb comeback & bottling rights), conspiracy that Lord Douche is an anagram (“culo hedor”), and AI Mead nudes with a belly-unibrow glitch.
00:00:05
Introduction
00:24:02
Berry Popobawas!
02:05:24
Theme / Today's Sponsor
03:49:14
The Bat Winged Demon That Wants To Anally Violate You
07:39:12
A Visit From Satan!
09:44:13
The Latronda Brown Show - "Girl, Get You Some Family Therapy!"
18:35:07
Religious Nuttiness: Halloween Is Evil / Women Are Whores
22:22:08
Nosey Woman Sees Dick, Screams "Sexual Assault"
27:52:24
Support DV!
29:02:06
Feeding MILF Porn To Train AI
33:56:20
Who Else Has A Gay, Elvis, Chloroform Kink?
38:05:04
Voicemails/Texts: 206-666-4463 / Ending
