On the show today:
š§¼ The shocking story of a woman too ādisabledā to brush her teethābut not too disabled to record 75 TikToks a day begging for cash
š„ When street festivals go too far: a woman GTAās her way through a parade route because she had to get to work
š± Phone screen repairs turn into hostage negotiations
šø Capitalism is evilā¦ unless it means getting free money from followers
š® Amazon delivery driver drops more than just packages on customers' lawnsāhappy Motherās Day!
āļø A Greek woman asks ChatGPT to read her husbandās coffee grounds. The AI accuses him of cheating. Divorce ensues.
š¶ A man films a woman breastfeeding on a bus, justifying it by shouting, āIām English!ā (bold move, perv)
šµ Four new Linda Finkel Hall of Fame nominees, including:
Depressing spoken-word music therapy
A Tears in Heaven duet no one asked for
Rayon Bass, the lo-fi king of creepy croons
A Linkin Park cover that emotionally collapses on impact
š§āāļø Plus:
Tim gets a palm reading from ChatGPT and is told heāll possibly live a long lifeāhow reassuring!
Discussion of knitters with ātude: Cincinnatiās KWA, straight outta Joannās!
Voicemails from freaks who only call in to correct Timās tiny mistakes. You monsters.
š Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com!
00:00:00
Ā Introduction
02:43:06
Ā My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun
05:49:13
Ā Woman Drives Through Street Fair
09:43:24
Ā Idiot Child Gets Locked In Store After Theft Attempt
14:50:01
Ā Too Disabled To Brush Teeth And Shower
20:45:00
Ā Linda Finkle Hall Of Famers
26:38:12
Ā Sign Up For The Sideshow!
29:17:01
Ā Amazon Mother's Day Turd Delivery
32:12:12
Ā Fortune Telling AI Convinces Woman To Divorce
36:01:24
Ā Chat-GPT Gives Me Palm Reading
38:30:09
Ā Recording Women Breastfeeding In Public For Da Spank BankĀ
42:36:24
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
