On Today's Show:
🎤 DV proudly presents: A Deaf Guy Singing Iron Maiden!
You may not understand the lyrics, but the passion is unmistakable.
🎮 Livestreamer Showdowns!
Angry dads vs. bratty sons.
Moms threatening eviction, dads accusing their kids of being whores or Satanists.
One father delivers a devastating line: “Not my fault you can’t come up with any content, so you just bury yourself.”
Savage, dad. Savage.
💁♀️ Titty Streamer Trauma:
When your cleavage gets more views than your gameplay, but your dad’s just not having it. “I don’t want to see my daughter’s side vag on Twitch!”
👨👨👦👦 Gay Hispanic Uber Riders vs. Chill Black Driver:
“I just wanted to hear music!”
Cops were called. Racism was alleged. Trump was name-dropped.
All because NPR was playing instead of Pitbull. 🙄
🧼 Asshole Bleaching vs. Hitler Comparison (Florida Politics Edition):
One city commissioner accused of monetizing her bleached b-hole fires back by comparing the mayor to Hitler.
Shouting match ensues. Jews get involved. Meetings adjourned.
(Also, can you really profit off a bleached anus? Asking for a friend.)
🪓 Meth, Ghosts, and Ax Attacks (Louisiana):
A man claims he was axed in the head.
No wounds, but plenty of meth.
His defense? “The intruders—or ghosts—planted it.” 👻💨
📸 Online Romance Scam – With Nudes!
A 54-year-old man sends $8K to an “Instagram model” with land, gold, and dreams in Africa.
Plot twist: He’s married.
Wife found out. Now he’s out of money and love.
Voicemail Highlights:
Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills.
Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord.
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