Hey freaks! Timmy Boo is taking the holiday off, so enjoy this classic episode from 2019 while you poke around the newly expanded Sideshow Archives — now featuring 17 years of content (2004–2015 & 2021–2026), all available in your private podcast feeds when you sign up at DistortedView.com.
On this throwback show: TV theme song insanity, Brady Bunch desperation, Jesse Lee Peterson’s heartfelt (?) tribute, and some truly horrifying medical and human-interest stories from around the world.
Tim spirals into nostalgia after hearing a bizarre Mr. Belvedere AIDS remix, leading to a deep dive into:
The surprising career of theme-song composer Gary Portnoy (Cheers, Punky Brewster, Belvedere).
Alternate demo versions of the Cheers theme — including some truly depressing lyrics.
HGTV’s A Very Brady Renovation inspiring a rant about decades of failed Brady spinoffs.
The short-lived 1990 drama The Bradys — featuring paralysis, alcoholism, and Florence Henderson’s… ambitious singing.
A conservative radio host delivers a jaw-droppingly awkward “tribute” to Congressman Elijah Cummings, complete with mystical Trump logic and uncomfortable dead air. Tim considers buying a Jesse Lee Peterson merch shirt.
Three quick stories from around the globe:
Scrotal Nightmare Fuel: A man develops a massive, rotting scrotal infection after decades of untreated parasitic disease — requiring major surgery, reconstruction, and testicle removal.
Deodorant Huffing Tragedy: A UK teen with a history of aerosol abuse dies after inhaling deodorant, reportedly claiming he liked the scent because it reminded him of his mother.
Kidney for an iPhone: A Chinese man who sold his kidney as a teenager to buy Apple products is now bedridden after his remaining kidney failed — though his family later received major compensation.
Upcoming upload: a massive listener-compiled music archive featuring years of DV songs, bits, and Linda Finkel Hall of Fame material.
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Patreon supporters: personal podcast coming soon.
Wild Man Fischer memories from childhood.
Incel culture observations.
Clarifying the mysterious “Timb” reference.
Mrs. Miller appreciation.
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