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On Today's Show:







Introduction

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Double Vaxxed And Dealing With Shit

1:37.622





Thanksgiving Week On DV

5:54.530





Paying A Teen To Take The Fall For Your Racist Posts

6:43.142





Father-To-Be Acts Like A Baby In The Hospital

17:01.336





Your Ladies Muscular Watermelon Meat

20:33.437





Meade Skelton: Vampire Huntress

24:30.660





Just Wait Until Black Friday, I Guess.

27:05.454





Waving Your Dick Over Candy

27:30.648





Jerking Off At The Walmart Porn Kiosk

32:10.786





Trying To Run Over The Little Girl You Impregnated

36:08.499





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39:28.062







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