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On Today's Show:

Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks

• 🎈 Squeaky sex with balloon fetishists, including a true “Lunar’s Lunar” who makes love to latex while offering DIY netting tips

• 🐉 A dragon-being alien ambassador offers $10K meet-and-greets with blue extraterrestrials (no refunds, obviously)

• 👨‍⚕️ My 600-Pound Life star Stephen Asante returns looking Amish and acting feral—ranting, shitting, and threatening nurses from his hospital bed

• 💨 HungerFF's Brolapse podcast explores what it’s like when your prolapse takes steam breaks and dips in toilet water

• 🧴 Tim is being stalked by pistachio-scented products: car fresheners, baklava body sprays, and other nutty fragrances

• 🍪 Mrs. Butterworth is thicc, and possibly filled with horse pee—shout out to Palm Beach County!

• 🔥 Woman sets lifelong friend ablaze for telling her to make scones (he dared her… bad move, bro)

• 🌌 More wild tales from the Conscious Life Expo: flat earthers, dragons, and intergalactic MLMs

• 💥 New York official shoots DoorDash driver for using his driveway—because America is extremely emotionally stable right now

• ⚔️ A man armed with a high-quality lightsaber attacks a mom and her daughter, then blames rent increases. Jedi he is not.