On Today’s Episode:
🥊 Homoerotic Hug Fights: Welcome to the world of “Alpha Bro Pummeling” — when “testing your edge” means getting very, very close to your bro’s crotch.
🧑🎤 Meade Skelton's Fitness Coaching Fantasy: After flashing his pasty bod online, Meade wants to become your life coach, nutritionist, romance advisor, and maybe even your vet tech-slash-minister-slash-bodybuilder.
🎤 Deaf Guy Covers Iron Maiden: Why not.
👯♂️ Will Blunderfield’s New Bro Love Anthem: “We Love Our Cocks” is the feel-good dong-swinging hit of the summer.
🐹 TikTok Trend Watch – Hamstering: It's either the horniest sunroof stunt or a made-up trend created to ruin your Google search history. Either way, Tim investigates.
🧠 Performance Art or Auditory Nightmare?: Cologne’s Laura Totenhagen gives Yoko Ono a run for her screechy, birdlike money.
📢 Azalea Banks Goes Pedo-Apologist: The rapper defends Trump and trivializes statutory rape. She did not pass Go. She did not collect $200. She may have just career-suicided.
💩 News Roundup: Racist Subaru lady, psychotic pharmacy screamer, and Tom Hanks has had enough of you.
Plus:
🎉 20 Years of Dickhole Guy: Celebrate two decades of “sticking fingers where fingers don't belong” with fan-favorite Scott Taylor and his legendary self-lubricating meat flute.
🎶 DV Archive Gold: Don West Beanie Baby mashups and Butt Fudge Sunday nostalgia with DV legend Corey.
🥚 Hard-Boiled Egg Talk (Again): Tim continues his culinary journey with unsolicited egg advice from the voicemail line.
🤝 Thanks to Our Sponsor: Big shoutout to Chaz the Tandem Stacker for supporting today's show — and for triggering a DV history lesson.
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📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025
🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today!
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