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Tim kicks off the week with a fresh Mead Skelton meltdown (now blaming “lemon water” and demons for his colitis and rapid weight loss), a substitute teacher who vlogged her first—and last—day on the job, a doorman vs. tenant blow-up caught on camera, a MAGA streamer screaming into a megaphone no one can understand, and Florida’s latest neighborhood crisis: pole-dancing skeletons. Plus: a DV listener sponsor whose new book asks you to root for a serial killer who targets porch pirates.
Isaac — The Porch Pirate Killer (novel)
A darkly comic thriller about a serial killer setting bait packages for thieves. Isaac hid a DV Easter egg inside—find it and report back! Available on Amazon. (Link in “Stuff Mentioned.”)
Cold Open: “The Struggles of a Tranny” (archival Yeast Radio guest clip sent by Madge Weinstein)
Mead Skelton Health & Diet Update:
Claims lemon water (left out for days) + demons caused an ER trip and “colitis.”
Talks GERD/vagus nerve; Tim counters the medical nonsense and notes the obvious: when the sickness fades, the donuts return.
Repents for gluttony (again), credits prayer (again), and rewrites COVID history (again).
Education Is in Trouble (Exhibit A):
Lesbian sub films students and herself all day for TikTok (Skittles & Gatorade “teacher breakfast,” band parade, thirsting over a student on camera), says she “lets them do whatever they want.” Fired the same day.
Reddit teacher chimes in: districts are desperate for subs; “pulse + clean record = hired.”
Lobby Meltdown:
Tenant storms a building, calls the doorman “retard,” threatens to kill him, smashes his phone—yet cops also charge the doorman. Tim sides with Team Doorman and wants case updates.
MAGA Streamer vs. Volume Knob:
Pro-ICE rally guy beefs with police over noise; delivers word-salad through a megaphone (decodes to: “MAGA,” “libtard,” and “butthole”).
Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee:
Lil Bougie and his Publix-parking-lot anthems (“ran through, pussy bald, yes I call her Caillou”). Disgusting, profane—and undeniably catchy.
“North” Mexico: A syringe-in-toilet Walmart scare in northern New Mexico (pink liquid, inconclusive tests). Tim’s skeptical this was anything more than urban-legend cosplay.
Florida, You Beautiful Mess:
Pole-Dancing Skeletons Halloween display sparks HOA pearl-clutching. No nudity, no rule violations; neighbors divided between “harmless fun” and “think of the children.”
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Introduction
02:30:01
Go Buy DV Listener Isaac's Book: The Porch Pirate Killer
04:23:01
Lemon Water Nearly Killed Meade Skelton
11:45:00
Teacher Gets Fired On First Day Of School For Filming
17:28:19
Tenant Vs. Doorman
22:25:15
If You're Going To Protest, Don't Be A Mush-Mouth
25:04:16
"Pussy Bald, I Keep My Bitch On Chemo" And Other Rap Brilliance
27:22:21
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28:44:01
Support Distorted View
30:32:15
Public Toilet Needle Warning
35:02:19
The Skeleton's Are At The Spooky Strip Club Again
40:42:16
A Daylight Savings Rant
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