I've got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today's new episode drops in the afternoon!
A wild and irreverent episode featuring bizarre news stories, listener voicemails, and a dive into the world of adult entertainment products. Highlights include a news anchor's cat vomit mishap, Jeff Stryker's penis pump endorsement, and unsettling porn discussions.
Segments
1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit
- Summary: A local news anchor mistakenly eats cat vomit, thinking it’s Grape Nuts cereal, during a live broadcast. The incident spirals into comedic chaos as the anchor realizes the mistake on air.
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2. Main Topics
- The Darker Side of Faux Incest Porn:
- Jeff Stryker’s Penis Pump Collection:
- Restaurant Bill Dispute:
- Karate Kick at Pro-Life Protest:
- Funeral Director’s Corpse Photos:
- Nazi-Themed Hotel Room:
3. Listener Voicemails
- Caller 1: A long-time listener (over 10 years) thanks Tim for shaping their humor and announces they’ve become a semi-yearly Sideshow member.
- Caller 2 (Rick from Baltimore): Thanks Tim for the laughs, clarifies Jezebel’s biblical role, and comments on the “spider thing” making him laugh.
- Caller 3 (Spiral Hamfucker): Discusses the nuances of male attraction and masturbation, humorously addressing women who assume they’re “jerk-off material.”
