On Today's Show:
Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had Enough
Domestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.”
Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads
Adam & Eve: code FREAK
Listener sponsor: Cabana Guy (requests an Insensitive Reenactment)
POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025
TikTok sketch from @GuyFieriWhore: weaponized “Um,” whisper-talking, and fear of cringe.
Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed
“My name is Christopher Torres, and I took a picture of this lady’s behind.”
Legal ≠ moral; Tim hates it but also points out: you’re in public, and TikTok clapbacks are fair play.
Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition)
Interrogation highlights from Kiara/Kiera McCauley (22): multiple “alters,” a two-handed sword, a “hit list,” and a guilty plea for the near-decapitation of ex Grace Jennings; plea deal to testify against Isaac.
Game: Drugged or Electrocuted
Audio guessing game; answer: drugged (speculation ranges from fentanyl to “Flocka”).
Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The Fallen State)
JLP: “If blacks were first, why are they so screwed up?”
Dr. D: “Pyramids on Mars.”
Tim: “How’d they get there?” + Richard Hoagland sidebar.
Eleven minutes of jaw-dropping TV.
News Quickies
Florida: Woman chokes mom, grabs brother’s crotch during PS4 game dispute; convicted of domestic battery by strangulation + battery.
UK: Vascular surgeon Neil Hopper freezes his own legs for amputation, lies to insurers (≈£466k), and collects extreme porn; jailed.
Insensitive Reenactment (Classic Request for Cabana Guy)
2008: Two teen girls sunbathe on train tracks → amputations; the segment that LazyPillow/LazyBoy famously animated and that funneled many heathens into DV.