Today on the Show:
Don’t mess with the Princess of Darkness—or her DID altars.
A brand-new batch of dick queef (penis fart) audio research.
Tourette’s TikTokers explain the delicate art of getting pierced mid-tic.
A first date in Florida goes south when a sniff freak tries to run over his date after she won’t let him smell her feet.
Plus: VRChat family roleplayers clash with Proximity Chat, Stephen Dawson AI laughs like Steve Urkel, and more listener-sponsored insanity.
🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families
Chaos erupts when VRChat roleplayers claim parental rights over virtual children.
DID, altars, and even the “Princess of Hell” join the argument.
Tim dissects the absurd drama of protecting your “son” in a fake metaverse household.
💨 The Science of Dick Queefs
Tim proudly continues his field research into the male equivalent of queefing.
From bike pumps to enema bulbs, penis fart variations are catalogued.
Meth smoke queefs = not healthy. Could this be the start of the Henson Puff era?
🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings
An influencer proudly uses Z/Zer and It/Its pronouns because “they sound cool.”
Fake Tourette’s ticks conveniently vanish—except during TikTok recordings.
Piercers allegedly work “around the tics” to avoid stabbing an eyeball. Sure, Jan.
🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame
A live performance of screamo-rap-Tourette’s fusion earns a place in the Hall.
Audience members may be entitled to compensation.
🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives
Raccoon strips, TinaFed, Tweaker’s Choice speedoxin, and Dr. Crystal’s homeopathic crank.
Corn-based everything: dentures, wigs, lingerie, and reusable cob wipes.
🌎 News From the Edge
🚗 Florida: Sniff freak runs over date after failed foot fetish proposal.
✂️ New York: Brazilian wax client freaks out when esthetician wears Meta smart glasses.
😂 Dawson Corner
Listener sponsor Brit of a Cunt demands British-centric content.
AI Stephen Dawson tries to replicate his infamous laugh.
Real Stephen Dawson laugh compilation proves why the man is legend.
Bonus update: UK pacifier thief returns, now harassing women for pre-sucked dummies.
Shit spectrum: Tim’s hemorrhoid-shredding hard turds vs. campers with parasite-induced watery shits.
Puerto Rican stereotypes, old Toyotas with fancy rims, and wiping tips.
Tim overshares about stool softeners and ass blood (you’re welcome).
