We tried sitting without manspreading… turns out our hips are not built for that. Please, stop dialing 911—we’re fine, just in pain.
Also, when it comes to accents you can trust, let’s just say New York and New Jersey are not making the cut. (If they’re on the list, it’s probably the “Do Not Call” list.)
And yes, a listener “D-Bag” Cane can relate to.
PLUS… so much more chaos you didn’t ask for!
