Fergal and George are here with (an invisible) Ali who joins later on after a weekend where Conte might've broken what little connection he had left with Tottenham.
Plus: The 9-team relegation Royal Rumble keeps twisting and turning with Vieira sacked and.. apparently.. Roy Hodgeson taking over?
Bundesliga results set up a classic Klassiker on April Fools' Day, Barcelona have practically won La Liga with Frank Kessie's laaaate first La Liga goal, Chelsea drew again, and one of their own might be crucial for *Liverpool* next season.