In this episode Carrie and Hosey play a game that involves offering some eggplant to a stranger and that gentleman demonstrates a pure soul, so obviously they laugh at him. Carrie tells a story about being assaulted by a man while Hosey laughs profusely. Hear a heart wrenching story about a game of tug a war between a skank and a sphincter as well as Hosey waking up in a hotel room that appears to be a murder scene. We promise that the phone call quality will continue to get better as we get our shit together. Tune in and laugh at us you idiots, you deserve it.