"The Mean One" was the film, a holiday tale
But alas, it turned out to be quite a fail.
The acting was wooden, the plot was quite thin
And the special effects were downright dim.
But still, we sat through it, munching on our treats
Hoping for a twist, a surprise, a great feat.
But no such luck, the movie was a snooze
Leaving us yearning for holiday booze.
So if you're thinking of seeing "The Mean One" this holiday season,
We'd recommend giving it a pass, for all this episode's reasons.
