•Dustin Johnson goes lower than anyone ever has at The Masters
•The Bachelorette (again) glorifies complete absurdity
•Joe Biden invents a Government Office, addresses the Country from it
•The Seahawks continue to backpedal
•The Marlins make a groundbreaking hire, everyone must comment
•More NCAAF cancellations bring up the issue of moving the CFP and March Madness
