•For the first time ever, The White House band plays "Baby Shark" after a World Series filled with off-the-field drama
•The Jeffrey Epstein story is accidentally revealed as old news
•The Chargers swear (literally) that they're not moving to London
•Florida State stirs up fake outrage with a logical coaching change
•Election Day overreactions prove how badly some people need sports
•The first (meaningless) CFP rankings are released
