•March Madness is back in a very unique way
•Someone should probably tell the President that MLB fans will be at Opening Day
•Pepé le Pew is cancelled, but Cardi B can sing about her Lady Parts at the Grammys
•The Oscars nominate some of our greatest actors, and that's apparently newsworthy
•The US Armed Forces pretends to be furious at Tucker Carlson
•One EPL player calls out pregame kneeling for the silliness that it is
•The Seahawks and Russell Wilson are sick of each other
