•The morally righteous decision-makers at Disney have added a suspected murderer to their reality show roster
•LeBron, Serena and even Drew Brees part of a long list of Nike athletes refusing to acknowledge 9/11 (must be a coincidence)
•Tom Brady and the Bucs look confused in a wild NFL Week 1
•LeBron still alive in the NBA Playoffs he tried to cancel
•The B1G come to their senses, decide to play football like the rest of America
