(produced 5/27/22)
Wings to Go
CHORUS
Scotty dubs is a man’s man
Likes smashburgers, beer, and jam bands
Drives a Tundra, not a minivan
Happy 40th, from your big fan
VERSE 1
Let me walk you through a typical day
Of Scott Alex Weinstein if I may
Wake up with a snort, yank the apneia tube
Rise, brew some coffee, and scroll through Youtube
Algorithm’s bumpin’ with Panic shows and food
Might check his texts if he’s in the mood
Ebs said Thai joint opened in the Lou
He’ll be there tomorrow with a cold road brew
Then it’s breakfast for the ladies, for Scott just Joe
Takes it black like a man, freshly ground like a pro
To the garage, in the back is an office
Flippin’ emails all day till he gets nauseous
Now lunch with my sis, sandwich with turkey
If it’s Monday he’s pissed, gonna be Tofurkey
Kiss the girls, head downstairs, time to sling a light
Molly’s mad about storage, he ain’t one to fight
CHORUS
Scotty dubs is a man’s man
Likes smashburgers, beer, and jam bands
Drives a Tundra, not a minivan
Happy 40th, from your big fan
VERSE 2 (funny)
If ya wanna know Scooter, hit him up on the Gram
Man of many images, though not himself a ham
New brewery opened up in an old gas station
Wing joint poppin’ from his last vacation
Keep on scrolling, Billy Strings with a fiddle
Whoops, there’s an ad, it’s the blackstone griddle
Action Bronson teased an album, Hot Ones new season dropped
Taco truck opened up, carnitas won’t stop
Head brewer buddy just had a kid
Scooter clicks “like” despite the name Sid
Billy Strings caught a bass in his new Kayak
Trey’s playin’ solo in Fon-Du-Lac
Some dude in west Texas sold a million dollar bong
Blew it outta glass shipped from Hong Kong
Little Janey on the hood of a black Bugatti
Or Fi-Fi on the hill, with a plate of manicotti
CHORUS
Scotty dubs is a man’s man
Likes smashburgers, beer, and jam bands
Drives a Tundra, not a minivan
Happy 40th, from your big fan
VERSE 3 (sincere)
When I met Scott he was still on hotmail
Blew glass, cut wood, snowboarded through trails
A chef, hockey player, an amateur craftsman
And get him loose, you’ll see, he’ll make ya laugh man
Generosity’s legendary, borderline offensive
Once cooked my wife a meal that made me defensive
Scallops, squash and bacon, even got her favorite wine
Wasn’t showing me up, just how the dude dines
Testament to Scott how many folks call him friend
He’ll sacrifice for others up to the end
Always one to ease your burden, called “The Sherpa” for a reason,
No matter the time, the place, or the season
So let’s all raise a glass to the one and only SAW
He deserves a celebration, from wherever you are
I hope you’re at The Village Scoot, chatting up an average Joe
Beer, burger, fries, and some wings to go
CHORUS
Scotty dubs is a man’s man
Likes smashburgers, beer, and jam bands
Drives a Tundra, not a minivan
Happy 40th, from your big fan
