a double-wide? someone lied: an inside jokester
what in the hell? rotten smell in this shell, yokester
seems that some blow's on your nose and it shows, cokester
cat in a tree cries a plea, comes to me: coaxed her
fork and the spoon off too soon, home by noon: broke stir
chim chim cher-ee you'll agree I'm lucky bloke, sir
wanting a plum uses thumb to get some, pokes her
poor old man frog too much grog, fell off log, croaked, sir
