A wise hen once said: 'An argument is never won, it is only lost by the company it keeps'
Stephen Fry would often say things like this throughout his long and illustrious lives.
Come with me upon a man's odyssey through the dogged receipt of information, jocund performance of other people's art, and ultimate destination as a firm, timeless, British cenotaph.
Keep up with my new works on twitter @slanderhour
and see you in 14 days my loves.
