I met a man in nature, and he was not like other men, for he carried a synthesizer.
Then it's another episode of Noun Fights, America's favorite radio show where the common man imagines what it might be like for different nouns to engage in brutality.
Reference:
Nature Man is kind of a druid I guess? http://www.druidry.org/
Did you know what crunchy meant? I didn't, and I said it!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crunchy
Tips for keeping a pet squirrel, that's sort of relevant
http://newsforsquirrels.blogspot.com/p/tips-for-keeping-squirrel-as-pet-if-you.html
Pens versus pencils
https://twowritingteachers.org/2013/11/16/pens-versus-pencils-which-one-is-better-for-writing-workshop/
