Assifacias and Orgasmatron join us in celebrating Anthropos' rapid aging and even more rapid mental decline, with a reverse vertical line up of Goose Islands Bourbon County Brand Stout we start off with 2019 and follow suit with our collective dyslexia to 2014. The Beer fairy crashes our mystical journey through craft beer kingdom and shares his insight. Why is American beer so shitty? Will Orgasmatron ever join our Patreon?