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The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with more vengeance than any Bruce Willis movie. This is a special edition of the podcast, as usual co-host Jared Mintz is off celebrating his marriage to the only woman on the planet capable of dealing with his New York Knicks hot-takes.

Thanks to that, the podcast has a very special guest co-host. FanRag Sports' own, and all around thespian, Alex Kolodziej makes his first ever appearance on the Relatively Speaking Podcast -- and the game has been changed forever.

After Joseph butchers pronouncing his last name, find out some important personal information about Alex.

Then it is off to actual sports conversation. Alex and Joseph discuss the most overrated franchises in all of sports. Alex comes with some hot-takes concerning the Dallas Cowboys and Michigan Wolverines, all while Joseph spends five quality minutes bashing DePaul basketball.

How would these two geniuses fix Major League Baseball? Something about murdering outfielders and creating a situation in which the best newspaper headlines ever are used.

Conspiracy Theories return this week, and does Alex ever have a bunch of them. After rattling off how many stalwarts are actually lies, Alex decides to let mankind know that scouting combine and player evaluations are all a scam. This will change your life.

Joseph's is not as fun.

The show ends up with fan-favorite segment Absurd Questions. Joseph wants to know if Alex can beat up one of America's cinematic darlings... and of course he can. Alex asks about people who sit on the same side of the booth as the other when the seat across is open. Those people, in our humble opinions, are the worst.

You can follow Alex on the mean streets of Twitter @AKolodziejFRS.

You can do the same with the other guy @JosephNardone.

Congratulations to Jared on getting married!