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(AC) Random Jokes of the day

(Source:https://www.scarymommy.com/pregnancy-jokes)

1. Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Its period came too late.

2. How do you define pregnancy? A nine-month-long hostage situation where you are both the hostage and the building.

3. What do you call it when you’re unable to find someone to help you through your pregnancy? A midwife crisis.

4. Did you know that your chances of becoming pregnant are hereditary? The chances are that if your parents didn’t get pregnant, you won’t either.

5. What should a joke have in common with a pregnancy? A good delivery.

Today we talk about

Expected Weight Gain

Nutrition (Macros)

Supplements

Foods that benefit mom & baby
Foods to avoid during pregnancy

Sources:

https://americanpregnancy.org/healthy-pregnancy/pregnancy-health-wellness/foods-to-avoid-during-pregnancy/

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/13-foods-to-eat-when-pregnant

https://www.acog.org/womens-health/faqs/nutrition-during-pregnancy

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/patientinstructions/000603.htm#:~:text=Most%20women%20should%20gain%20somewhere,the%20rest%20of%20the%20pregnancy.

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