Pittsburgh Knights Valorant tournament interrupted by cheating allegations from Ninja. North American orgs drop their Korean Valorant teams. The College Football Playoff proves their even dumber. The Eagles and Chargers need to BEG their new head coaches to take the job with dump trucks full of money. The NHL stacked their temporary divisions with teams that hate each other's guts.
Intro Song: Shut Up by Simple Plan
Outro Song: Maria by Scooter (w/Wells Fargo Center goal horn)
