What do Canadian girlfriends who are "real", the politics of Caitlyn Jenner, and just who needs the rules in regards to Gremlin handling have in common?
Well you get Day 1 of Ralph and Asterios trying their best to not talk about Gremlins.
And failing.
Also, just a heads-up, this whole week will be marked explicit, so send the kids to bed before you listen, or let them stay but be prepared to answer some questions.