- Okay, all right,
(thud)
Good morning Tom, Jason.
How you doin' there Dave, Crystal?
Tommy.
Good morning, Jake.
How are ya?
- Pretty good, Kenny.
- Yeah, yeah.
Uhh... you know it's so early in the morning |
I'm sorry to be | bearer of bad news |
But you know how I was supposed to work late tonight?
- [Jake] Uh hm.
- Well I gotta run this
errand for Mr. Mahina.
And he says that you're
gonna have to cover for me.
So there it is.
I don't need, I'm sorry (whistles),
drop the ax. (laughs)
Okay, so.
- Hm, again.
- Yeah, so.
Oh, you know what,
(snap) just remembered (laughs),
Mr. Mahina also, almost slipped my mind,
wants us to change parking spaces.
- What?
- Yeah.
Me, personally, I enjoy
the nine minute walk.
But he said that we have to do it.
Believe it, I hate it as much as you do.
- What are you gonna do?
- Nothing you can do.
- Mr. Mahina said it.
- Mahina.
This whole situation has been Mahinanized.
- It just seems a little confusing to me as to why Mr. Mahina would give a fuck
where we park.
- How's that?
- I mean why would he care where we park?
- I don't know the
answer to that question.
I mean that's, it's just what he said.
Hey, the Mahina works in mysterious ways.
- You know what?
I'm gonna ask him myself, 'cause--
- No, that's okay!
I'll do it!
(door slamming)
Uh Mr. Mahina sir, I know you're busy.
But can I speak to you
about the parking switch?
- [Mr. Mahina] What is there to talk about Kenny?
I told you and Jake to switch parking spaces.
Don't you know who I am? I am Mr. Mahina and I'm a
real, real person in here. Now you get the hell out of my office.
- Wow.
(thud)
Did you hear that?
It was crazy in there.
I mean that was, phew, intense.
- Yeah.
You know what's really crazy though? I been working here for about a year
and I've never even seen Mr. Mahina.
- Well see now, that's
an easy one to answer.
That's because he comes in
before you come into work
and he's still working when you leave.
That's what makes him Mr. Mahina.
Come on, we're talking about
Mr. Mahina here, right?
(both laugh)
- That makes perfect sense.
You know, I bet, the hard working boss would love to meet a hard working employee,
you know, shares the same values, so I'm gonna go ahead and just introduce myself.
- No, no!
You can't go into Mr. Mahina's room.
Are you crazy?
No one except me is allowed to go in there.
Mr. Mahina is busy.
(slap)
- Okay, fine, you made
your point clear, man.
- Thank you very much Jake.
- I'm good.
- I think it's best,
- Come on man.
