Topics Discussed
- What the point of political debates are: what it can and can't do
- Bringing back PWNAGE
- How WWE predicted everything
- Golden handcuffs: money in politics
- How to train for a political debate as if it were an MMA fight, including but not limited to: verbal sparring partners, diet, performance enhancing drugs, drinking lotion and peak performance
- Natural enemies forming unholy alliances just to own the libs
- Intellectual dark web = Bobby Heenan family
- Shilling: billionaires will give money to capitalists, not anti-capitalists
- The left is willing to duke it out amongst themselves, why not the right?
- What political debates would look like if it were done like a modern MMA tournament: rather than style vs. style, everyone vs everyone
- How the left dropped the ball on new media and everything else (winning TV but losing the internet)
- Memes and making your message easily shareable
- Winning hearts and minds vs. winning Emmys
- Celebrities = tomato cans and beating celebrities in a debate = tomato can crusher