Headphones in, jade egg out: let's trash Goop and pseudoscience together.
Talking points: dowsing rods, Q-Ray Bracelets, Vitamin Water, magic space stickers, the placebo effect, crystal healing, and multi-level marketing essential oil scams.
Trigger warning: actual social commentary
Link to Jaya Saxena's wonderful Elle review for jade vagina eggs:
https://www.elle.com/author/17287/jaya-saxena/
Dr. Jen Gunther's diss track against Gwyneth "Literally the worst" Paltrow: