What do real estate, mustache superpowers, and dark-web cowboy boots have in common? Absolutely nothing—until Brian Albores hops back on the Professional Hippies Podcast. From launching a luxury slushy business in Tampa to warning us about “The Shoe Man” and riffing on how the middle class is getting squeezed, this episode is equal parts hilarious, weird, and eye-opening. Grab your headphones (and maybe a frozen drink) for a ride that swings from Gomez Addams vibes to global economics without missing a beat.