Australians, do not watch this.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
