The boys are back. We're losing weight! Pizza Hut in Pakistan isn't doing well! Karachi's crime stories are crazy! Funerals have the weirdest people showing up! New Zealand left Pakistan! People want advice! All this and more in our TWENTY FIFTH Chalant Crew episode!
Things discussed in this episode:
00:00 Intro
01:33 What did Rizwan have for dinner & KFC/Pizza Hut discussion
10:32 Karachi crime tweets, rant about stealing credit, first story
Karachi Crime Tales:
15:41 Gulshan 13D & phone slappers
17:37 Bakery Uncle
18:53 NIC courtesy in Karachi muggers: Syed power and professionalism
20:16 Rizwan gets his friends mugged
23:03 Palwasha saved from a mugging by Dunkin Donuts
25:06 Shehenshah analysis
26:25 A very long rant about NZ, Pakistan, national leverage, the lies we tell ourselves
Funeral stories:
47:46 Rizwan & his mom go to a taaziat, and our regional obsession with sadness
55:12 Daawat demands by insane guests at funerals
CHALANT ADVICE SECTION
59:35 Question 1: Secret ingredient for less stressed life & advice to youth
1:03:21 Question 2: How to stop hating your feelings
1:04:58 Question 3: What is the “State of Art” in Pakistan
1:12:15 Question 4: Talking about money (how much do you need to live in Dubai)
1:14:46 Question 5: KFC and self control
1:15:32 Question 6: How to fart expertly in a bus
1:16:32 Question 7: KFC vs McDonalds
1:17:22 Question 8: Hair Loss chat
1:18:38 Question 9: Too many exams
1:19:23 Outro
LINKS:
1. Hawkesbay's tweet about crime stories: https://twitter.com/HawkesBay/status/1437415316804579330
2. Pizza Hut's response about mushrooms & olives: https://twitter.com/ghauraghaura/status/1439912424933572613
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