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UNINTENTIONAL CIRCUMCISION

In this episode of explosive activity the NPCs make a bee line for the bathroom but do they make it in time? After a short meeting with Fang the NPCs paint the dungeon with all they have. Door3 sinks to new lows as the story backs up and overflows with storyline diversions and actual plot development. Grey Matter balances the Humors and brings peace….. No, Chaos to the party. Oh, and there is a devastating accident that happens, too.  So relax and let the pizza flow through you as the NPCs Deck the Halls and follow tenet 3 to Keep the Mana PURE!

#diceheads #brown #deckthehalls #toilethumor  #invisibility #Neverendingstory #lifeofbrian #moviequotes #monkeyking #trolls #badaccents

Check out Dungeon Calling!  

A real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out.

https://open.spotify.com/show/6RqmQSsOSZJjYW7ZvY0njy?si=b7cb604c30ea46ad

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. 

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins 

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” 

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

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https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife

Artwork by Joshua Allen

Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow

This is a Radioactive Shack production