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One time Lauren saw a guy in a pair of Pit Vipers and called them "a full facial windshield mirrored joe dirt situation." And that one time was in this episode! Today we're gossiping about an incident in a bagel shop and the ins and outs of bathroom door etiquette, and Lauren teaches Ashley about Chat GPT, who is a TOTAL BORE who DOESN'T GOSSIP. We discuss objects that look like sex toys but aren't, dinosaurs, hipsters, and cheating. Tangents include: our cool car accidents, our birthday twins, a couple of embarrassing bathroom stories we termed "Meet Poops," George Santos, and even more upsetting nonsense!! As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com