What kind of animal would you want to be a zookeeper for? Lauren says capybaras. Ashley wants something slow and docile. Or a crocodile. Today on the pod, the babes gossip about Princess Anne's foiled kidnapping attempt in which they use the word "ALLEGEDLY" a lot, and Lauren brings Ashley some workplace drama from the ZOO. A quick correction: the royal insignia was only on ONE side of the limo, fyi. They have an in-depth discussion of how and when they swipe, and talk about the time a busybody tried to hit Ashley with her car. ICONIC. Ashley puts the local Starbucks on blast, acts like a fool, and then realized, when listening back to this episode, that she sounds like she is on speed because LIKELY the re-made Americano was not decaf!!! You'll understand once you listen. Enjoy Lauren's description of "shopping for men," and the movies that make the babes cry. As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.
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