What's your New Year's *iNtEnTiOn,* busybodies? Ashley & Lauren discuss theirs while potentially editing all of the intentions down to: ORGASMS 2023. Small gossips include a car/bridge/laundromat episode & a surprising fact about Celine Dion. We roast a few men who were rude online, including a man Ashley describes as a "potato carving of Quasimodo" after admitting she sort of looks like him. Ashley gets scammed into paying real money for a handdrawn picture of her soulmate by a psychic on Etsy, and Lauren names him Arnold the Anxious Arborist. Tangents include a critical new Babe Patrol term: DOLL EYES, trolling, Maya Angelou, and double standards, as well as the famed questionnaire that makes you fall in love. As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.
Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com
